Street Schefty · Week 4 dispatch
Black Adam SchefterBREAKING: Week 4 is over. Adam Valdez secured the whole bag. 210.9 is the high score, the $10 is his, and the streets already named the backfield.
I had to aks my boy in the facility what the YN started. Three running backs. Kyren Williams 40.7, Bijan Robinson 32.5, Aaron Jones Sr. 21.8. Rams, Falcons, Vikings. One lineup, three helmets. The 3 headed beast put up 95.0 of that 210.9. Bryce Young added 26.2 and Jake Bates cashed 22.0. The commissioner stood on business. No cap.
3 Headed Bean Machine
Adam ValdezPray The Ray Away!210.9
Jason DodgeDodge Balls190.9Adam now leads the all-time series 9-3 after 12 meetings.
WORD ON THE WIRE: Jason Dodge answered with a certified score, 190.9, and still lost the game and the pot. Kenneth Walker III dropped 36.4 and Jonathan Taylor added 27.7. Both of these YNs cleared 190 and only one of them gets Venmo. Adam now leads the all-time series 9-3 after 12 meetings. This is not Adam's first win. He was 1-2, then he won Week 3, and now he won the week that pays. Jason was already 2-1. This is his second loss, and it came with a score that wins most weeks.
Dustin MillsLeft for Dead in...East County?162.4
Kevin MaloneyAdam has now 8 a$s182.5Dustin still leads the all-time series 6-2 after 8 meetings.
PER THE CHAT: Kevin Maloney 182.5, Dustin Mills 162.4. Tetairoa McMillan went for 45.2 and Kevin moves to 3-1, first in the table on points. Dustin is 0-4. Four weeks, zero wins. The YN still has not had a first win. Dustin still leads the all-time series 6-2 after 8 meetings, so the history belongs to him and the season does not.
Ray FifieldSweet baby Rays biitch sauce!136.0
Derrick MontyTim's Daddy136.2Derrick now leads the all-time series 5-4 after 9 meetings.
Ray Fifield 136.0, Derrick Monty 136.2. Derrick by 0.17. Ray was 3-0. This is the first loss. The same OG who printed 222.3 and 181.6 and took the ten two weeks in a row just got nicked. CeeDee Lamb scored 41.6 and the rest of the lineup did not finish the job. Kyle Monangai scored 35.5 for Derrick. Derrick's other win this year was by a point, 126.4 to 125.4. The series was tied 4-4. Derrick now leads 5-4 after 9 meetings.
Tommy NewtonTwo Montys One Kupp158.3
Timothy TurnerThe Terrible Twos178.4Tim now leads the all-time series 15-3 after 18 meetings.
Timothy Turner 178.4, Tommy Newton 158.3. Puka Nacua scored 28.0. Tim now leads the all-time series 15-3 after 18 meetings. Tommy has three wins in eighteen tries against this OG. Tim was 1-2 and seventh. The win puts him in the top 6 at 2-2. Tommy drops to 1-3. Not a first loss. Just the latest one.
Zane MitchellFellowship of the Ring133.8
Aaron StoneJurassic Barkley:Amon a Rampage169.0Zane still leads the all-time series 8-5 after 13 meetings.
Aaron Stone 169.0, Zane Mitchell 133.8. Zane was 3-0. First loss of the year. Javonte Williams scored 36.1 and Chuba Hubbard added 30.9. Aaron already won in Week 3, so this is not his first win. It is the win that knocks an undefeated OG down. Zane still leads the all-time series 8-5 after 13 meetings. Aaron is 2-2 and seventh, 12.7 points behind Tim for the last playoff spot.
2026 standings through Week 4
| # | Owner | Rec | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kevin Maloney | 3-1 | 699.8 | 667.1 |
| 2 | Ray Fifield | 3-1 | 684.2 | 565.4 |
| 3 | Zane Mitchell | 3-1 | 572.5 | 561.0 |
| 4 | Jason Dodge | 2-2 | 696.7 | 653.8 |
| 5 | Adam Valdez | 2-2 | 652.5 | 650.9 |
| 6 | Timothy Turner | 2-2 | 596.0 | 620.9 |
| 7 | Aaron Stone | 2-2 | 583.3 | 546.2 |
| 8 | Derrick Monty | 2-2 | 500.2 | 603.5 |
| 9 | Tommy Newton | 1-3 | 632.3 | 695.0 |
| 10 | Dustin Mills | 0-4 | 575.5 | 629.3 |
Top 6 make the playoffs. Kevin, Ray, and Zane are 3-1, and Ray and Zane just took their first loss. Jason, Adam, and Tim are 2-2 and inside the cut. Aaron and Derrick are also 2-2 and outside on points. Tommy is 1-3. Dustin is 0-4, still waiting on a first win.
Street Schefty, tapped in directly from the front office trenches.