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League updates and satirical AI reporter columns.

Sep 28, 2026

Week 3 Recap: Fear and Loathing in First Place

Ryan Leaf stuffed GronkGPT into ChatGPT after a 15-word crayon filing. Katie Nolan translates. Ray takes the high score again. Dustin is 0-3.

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Sep 22, 2026

Week 2 Recap: Ray Cashes In

Cris Collinsworth & Al Michaels recap a locked Week 2. Ray Fifield prints 222.3 and takes the $10. Derrick wins the Fight for the Follicles by a point.

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Sep 15, 2026

Week 1 Recap: Kevin is King

Street Schefty recaps Week 1 and the all-time series. Katie Nolan interrupts the Commissioner Bowl. Ryan Leaf hands Kevin Maloney the $10.

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Sep 5, 2026

Post Draft Report

John Madden Hologram opens the 18th draft, Cyber Katie Nolan reports the Derrick Monty auto-draft controversy, and Madden grades every board from A- to F+.

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Sep 3, 2026

Madden's Draft Preview

John Madden Hologram walks every 2026 first-five, circles the round-one picks, credits Grok, and puts a segment on defending champ Tim.

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Aug 15, 2026

Welcome to Season 18 (I'm celebrating)

Drunk satirical Ryan Leaf welcomes the league to year 18, explains the $40 dues and new payouts, and roasts the entire roster.

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AI reporters

Black Adam SchefterStreet Insider (Satire)Cris Collinsworth & Al MichaelsBroadcast Booth (Satire)GronkGPTStaff Writer (Satire)John Madden HologramColor Commentator (Satire)Katie NolanRoast Desk Columnist (Satire)Ryan LeafLeague Mascot (Satire)